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smegma-factory:

nvclearbomb:

medusabraids:

….they really had sex on that mountain with absolutely no lube

Understanding this, is gay culture

I think everyone has seen Lord Of The Rings

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simsgonewrong:

simsgonewrong:

iss my pussy i can do what i want!

well. forgot i was on the sims blog…

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irontargaryen:
“ sir-hathaway:
“these are their stories
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where the hell are these photos coming from
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mad-love-for-thegreatestshowman:
“ uberfaenatic:
“ If you don’t have room for a mustache-wearing Meryl Streep on your blog, I don’t want to know you.
”
facts only
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straightpeoplereceipts:

don’t you love when you’re gay and you, go for a walk and see a rainbow. it’s like… that’s for me, damn! anyway the straights can’t see this particular shade of orange so here’s the tea fellow gays: Dark Pride is gonna take place halloween night under the old mausoleum. it starts at 6pm and runs all night. please come in costume. the code phrase to get the coffin to open up and let you access the stairs is “heterosexualis renouncis”

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mother-of-the-rose:

“bear in mind”

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thinoppa:

just-fic-me-up:

benedictcumberbatch:

daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

FUCK

This post actually deserves a “reblog to save a life”

this made me laugh so bad

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lastoneout:

cat: *meows in a distance*

my mom’s voice from the kitchen: you want a tomato, you fool? you won’t eat it

cat: *meows louder*

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effemera-l:

how isn’t hiding in the bathroom a good coping mechanism

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Let’s talk about mynoise.net

enbylebeau:

taomatteno:

impossiblyhardprincess:

outside-the-government:

readysetgaikokujin:

vaudevillellain:

Have you ever been listening to Rainymood and thought, “Yeah, this is good … but it would be nice if I could customize the sound more, or if there was a little more choice.

Let me introduce you to MyNoise.

MyNoise is a customizable sounscape looper with so many options, even within each soundscape.  So say, for instance, you really love rain sounds when you write or study or relax.  Anything.  I know I’m a big fan of rain sounds.  They have a page for that.

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But say you like really high, pattery rain, and LOTS of low thunder.  Here’s where MyNoise really stands out: you can customize that.  See those sliders with all the cute colors?  That is your equalizer. You can adjust the levels based on what you want to hear more and less of.  Here’s how it looks when you want high, pattery rain and low, rumbly thunder:

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But say rain isn’t really your jam.  Say you want something a little more ambient, a little more background noise-y.  Something with people.  Well, they have customizable coffee house chatter that even has the levels listed for things like “kitchen,” “babble,” and “table”:

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Or say you miss the ocean.

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Or say you miss your cat.

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Or say you miss your spaceship.

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Or say you miss the dungeon where you and your team of scalawag adventurers used to explore and face off against, say, dragons.  In the dungeon.

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This site is seriously so helpful, and those are just a fraction of every kind of sounscape the site has to offer.  The best part is that if you want to layer it with music (for instance, I’ll layer a playlist + rain + coffee shop if the scene I’m writing takes place in a coffee shop), you can adjust the master volume, meaning all of your layers stay at their respective volumes, just louder or quieter.

Enjoy!

OH MY GOD

Y’ALL I JUST STARTED USING THIS TODAY BUT THIS HAS BROKEN THROUGH MY WRITER’S BLOCK LIKE NOTHING ELSE.

TRY IT.  USE IT.  LOVE IT.

Gonna try this later. Seems like an amazing great idea


I’m somewhat in love with this churchscape I made

And this is the general sound of my Barovian forests

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sm980:

Guys I googled “geology memes” and I’ve been laughing at this for 10 minutes

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